Unbelievable Cebu Golf Getaway: Queens Island's Hidden Paradise!
Unbelievable Cebu Golf Getaway: Queens Island's Hidden Paradise! - A Review (Messy, Honest, and Overflowing with Opinions)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from what’s supposed to be a "Hidden Paradise" – Queens Island's Cebu Golf Getaway. And listen, it was…an experience. Let's just say my expectations were higher than the 18th tee box. Here’s the unvarnished truth, with all the messy details, imperfections, and a healthy dose of me thrown in.
Accessibility & Initial Impressions: A Rollercoaster Ride (Mostly Downhill)
First off, getting there…well, it’s accessible, meaning, you can get there. The airport transfer was arranged (thank goodness for that), but the “luxurious” van felt more like a repurposed school bus. But hey, it got us there, right? As for accessibility for disabled guests, I wouldn't bet the farm. I saw an elevator, which is a plus. But overall, while the front desk staff were friendly, the overall environment didn't scream "wheelchair-friendly" to me. It's a bit of a mixed bag, honestly.
Rating: 5/10. Points for the elevator, but lost points for the general vibe.
Rooms: Ah, the Promised Paradise (and Some Not-So-Paradise-y Bits)
The rooms themselves were… okay. (Not the "Unbelievable" I was hoping for.) Air conditioning was a godsend, especially after a sweaty round of golf. The bed, though? Extra long, yeah, but felt like a mattress from my grandma's place. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver for sleep-ins (which, let's be honest, is a must on a golf getaway). The view, though… well, it depended on which room you got. I was lucky enough to get a pretty decent one, looking out over some lush greenery, which was actually quite relaxing. The bathroom was standard – shower, toiletries that were…well, functional. Nothing to write home about, but it did the job. But good lord, the mirror was placed in a way that, I swear, showed off my double chin at its absolute WORST angle. Seriously, consider it a deterrent to overeating!
I did appreciate the free Wi-Fi in the room, and the free bottled water, because hey, hydration is key! Internet access was okay, not blazing fast but did the trick of checking emails and sending some pics to Instagram.
Rating: 6/10. Decent accommodations, but let’s call it "functional paradise," shall we?
Cleanliness & Safety: Sanitized, But Still a Bit Sketchy
Okay, this is where things got interesting. In the COVID era (and still, to an extent), sanitation is key. They tried. I will give them that. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, rooms sanitized between stays – all good things. There were hand sanitizers everywhere. I saw staff trained in safety protocol. The safe dining setup felt pretty safe.
But… there was a weird undertone of…unease. The CCTV in common areas felt a bit Big Brother-ish. I also saw what I thought could be a fire extinguisher, but I’m no expert. I kept my eye on my stuff, just in case.
They made an effort and I commend that, but the overall presentation could have been better.
Rating: 7/10. Solid effort, but I still kept my hand sanitizer close.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: From Buffet Bliss to Bland Bites (and My Existential Crisis with the Soup)
Oh, the Buffet in restaurant. Oh, my. That's where I spent most of my time. And, the food, I will be honest, was hit or miss. The Asian breakfast was pretty decent. There was a great selection of pastries. The coffee shop was a life-saver for caffeine addicts like me. Poolside bar was amazing.
The soup, though… let’s just say, I think I had a moment of existential questioning while staring into that bubbling pot. It was a beige, vaguely… something… that didn't quite register with any of my taste buds. I had to try it three times, just to make sure I wasn't imagining things. I think I'll stick to the desserts in restaurant from now on!
The other options were alright – restaurants with a la carte, international cuisine, even some vegetarian restaurant options. Room service [24-hour] was a blessing after a late night of… well, you know.
The bottle of water was appreciated, but the fact that it’s an amenity shows something about the lack of fresh water on site.
Rating: 6.5/10. Food quality varied, but the buffet provided endless entertainment (and a philosophical quandary with the soup).
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Paradise, or Just…Okay?
Here’s where Queens Island could shine, but… it was a bit underwhelming. The main draw, obviously, is the golf. But lets get into other stuff.
Swimming pool [outdoor]: It was nice, I guess. I’m not much of a swimmer, so I can neither complain nor compliment.
Gym/fitness: Didn’t bother. I did enough physical activity chasing the golf ball and running away from the soup.
Spa: The spa, on the other hand… massage. That was the highlight of my stay. Total bliss. I felt all my stresses melt away. It was, genuinely, "unbelievable." Okay, Queens Island, that part I will give you. Maybe I should have tried the body scrub while I was at it?
Sauna, steamroom I was too chicken, though.
Also, for the ladies. Couple's room, which would have been nice if I had brought someone.
Rating: 7/10. One amazing massage saved the day.
Fitness center and Gym/fitness were there.
For the Kids: Meh, Skip It?
I didn’t travel with kids, but from what I saw, there were some kids facilities and the place seemed quite family-friendly. Babysitting service if you really need it.
Services and Conveniences: The Essentials, Mostly
Air conditioning in public area: Always a plus in Cebu. There was a concierge… who was helpful. The laundry service was a lifesaver after all that sweating. There was a gift shop.
Of course, there were the usual necessities: cash withdrawal, dry cleaning, daily housekeeping, luggage storage.
Rating: 7/10. They covered the basics, but nothing that truly wowed me.
Getting Around: Car Parking (Free!) – That’s a Win!
Car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site]: Another win! Huge plus for this weary traveler. Airport transfer. Perfect.
The Verdict: Is It "Unbelievable?" You Decide.
So, is Queens Island a "Hidden Paradise?" Well, not quite. It's more like a "Pleasantly Adequate Resort with a Few Glaring Flaws." The golf is good, the massage was heavenly, and the staff were friendly. However, the rooms need a bit of an upgrade, the food can be hit-or-miss, and there’s a lingering feeling of…unfinished potential.
Would I go back? Maybe. But only if I specifically needed a golf getaway and a good massage. Otherwise, I’d likely explore other options.
Overall Rating: 6.5/10. A decent experience, but definitely not "Unbelievable" in the way I hoped.
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- Title: Unbelievable Cebu Golf Getaway: Queens Island's Hidden Paradise! - A Review (Messy & Honest)
- Description: A brutally honest review of Queens Island's Cebu Golf Getaway! Is it really a paradise? Find out in this messy, opinionated, and detailed review covering rooms, food, spa, accessibility, and more! (Includes SEO for Cebu travel and golf resorts.)
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- Author: A Very Honest Traveler
- Date: October 26, 2023
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't just an itinerary, this is a journey. And it's going to be as messy, emotional, and gloriously imperfect as the last time I tried to assemble IKEA furniture. Here's my crack at a Queens Island Golf & Village Cebu Philippines adventure:
Queens Island Golf & Village: Cebu, Philippines - A Glorious, Goofy Assault on the Senses (and My Sanity)
Day 1: Pre-Flight Frenzy & Arrival - Oh, the Joy of Travel (and the Panic Beforehand!)
- Morning (7:00 AM): Ugh. Woke up too early. Why do I ever book flights? Seriously? This excitement is exhausting. Packed (or rather, semi-packed, still throwing random things in the suitcase). Double-checked passport (thrice). Tripped over the cat (classic). My pre-travel anxiety always hits a fever pitch. It's like a tiny, caffeinated gremlin is tap-dancing on my insides.
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM): Airport dash! Traffic was, of course, a beast. Managed to navigate the check-in, and security without a full-blown meltdown. Almost lost my boarding pass, almost lost my mind. Found a decent coffee shop and gulped down a latte. It was probably terrible, but who cares? I'm going to Cebu!
- Afternoon (3:00 PM): Touchdown in Cebu! The humidity hit me like a warm, wet blanket. Instantly, the airport felt like a chaotic, beautiful embrace. The noise! The smells! The sheer, glorious energy! Grabbed a taxi (which, let's be honest, was probably a death trap. But hey, adventure!).
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM): Arrived at Queens Island. The gate (yes, the gate!) was a minor drama, the guards chatting, kids playing, vendors selling. Pure chaos love it!. The entrance itself? Surprisingly grand, with those sweeping views of the golf course. Immediately, I felt that weird mix of awe and mild intimidation. (I'm not a golfer. I'm more of a "scream at a small white ball" type.)
- Evening (7:00 PM): Check-in. The lobby's cool marble was a nice contrast to the heat outside. The staff's smiles? Genuine. Checked into my room, which was… actually pretty amazing. Spacious, nice view of the water . Took a deep breath, and a nap.
- Evening (8:00 PM): Dinner at the resort's "Island Breeze" Resto. (The name is a little cheesy, but the food? SO GOOD.) Ordered some seafood. Maybe a little too much. The flavors were incredible. The local beer went down easy. Was already plotting my return.
- Night (10:00 PM): Stumbled back to my room, feeling delightfully full and pleasantly tipsy. Briefly considered a midnight swim (but then decided against it because, honestly, I was too tired).
Day 2: Golf, Giddiness, and the Pursuit of Relaxation (Spoiler: I Failed… Gloriously)
- Morning (7:00 AM): Woke up with a vague sense of optimism. Breakfast buffet! I'm a sucker for hotel buffets, especially when they involve tropical fruit. Devoured mangoes. Regretted nothing.
- Morning (8:00 AM): Decided to be brave and try a round of golf. (It sounded relaxing.) The golf course was beautiful, all rolling green hills and shimmering water. Got a cart. Took one swing. Missed the ball (hardly a surprise). Took a swing and hit the ball, got so excited I almost fall off the cart. One of my group members laughed. I laugh too.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM): Attempted to golf again. My skills (or lack thereof) were on full display. Kept hitting the ball into the water. The other golfers were probably judging me. I was judging myself. But I had fun.
- Afternoon (12:00 PM): Lunch at the Golf club restaurant. Pizza and local cocktails. The restaurant had overlooking views.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Tried to relax by the pool. I have a bad habit of getting sunburnt after a day. The pool was beautiful, the water was perfectly cool. But my brain wouldn't shut up. Too many thoughts and to much movement.
- Afternoon (4:00 PM): Walked to the "Island Spa" and found my inner peace. Massage was divine. Felt all my worries melt away. (Or was it just the coconut oil?)
- Evening (7:00 PM): Happy hour at the bar. Cocktails were strong, the sunset was stunning. Met some fellow travelers. One guy was telling me about his life, I listen to him and we talked.
- Night (9:00 PM): Dinner at a fancy restaurant in the village. The food was incredible! The company was even better. Fell asleep with a smile on my face.
Day 3: Island Hopping, Unexpected Adventures, and Saying Goodbye (Sniffle, Sniffle!)
- Morning (8:00 AM): Island hopping tour! Booked a boat trip to some nearby islands. The boat ride was choppy, got seasick, but the scenery was unbelievably beautiful. The water was crystal clear. Snorkeled and saw so many colorful fish. (Okay, I did almost throw up in the ocean, but let's gloss over that detail).
- Mid-day (12:00 PM): Had lunch on a sandy beach on a tiny island. Grilled fish, fresh fruit. I think it was the best meal I'd ever had. This is why I travel.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): EXPLODE, I said that so long, I'm not going to get to the bottom of everything, but I will say I found one of the best experiences I've ever had. The view from above was amazing! Just an hour before, they'd opened up my eyes and made me want to explore more, to enjoy. The best thing about this part is that it was a complete surprise.
- I kept it up until the last day of our vacation. I was so pumped, so much energy. As the adrenaline coursed my veins, I realized how much stress, how much anxiety I must have contained in my body over the past weeks. I was free, happy. Everything was perfectly balanced.
- Evening (5:00 PM): Back at Queens Island, feeling utterly exhausted but blissfully content. Packed my bag. I can't wait for the next adventure.
- Evening (7:00 PM): Farewell dinner at the resort. Ate way too much, drank too much. Said goodbye to some new friends. Felt a pang of sadness at the thought of leaving.
- Night (9:00 PM): Sat on my balcony, looked out at the moon, and felt overwhelmed by gratitude. This place, this trip, was a gift.
Day 4: Departure - Until Next Time, Cebu!
- Morning (8:00 AM): One last sunrise. One last breakfast. One last mango.
- Morning (9:00 AM): Check-out. Smooth and easy. (Thank goodness.) The staff was so incredibly friendly, I swore I'd be back.
- Morning (10:00 AM): Airport. Same airport chaos. Same pre-flight anxiety. But this time, it was tinged with a little bit of anticipation.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM): Plane. Headed home, heart full of memories, and a suitcase full of laundry.
Final Thoughts:
This trip was messy, imperfect, and everything I needed. I laughed, I cried (okay, maybe just teared up a little during the sunset). I made mistakes. I ate too much. I learned a few things about myself (mostly that I'm a terrible golfer). I'll be back. Cebu, you've stolen a piece of my heart. Now, time to start planning the next adventure!
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Okay, so this "Unbelievable Cebu Golf Getaway" thing... is it *actually* unbelievable? Or just marketing fluff? Spill the tea!
What about the "Queens Island Hidden Paradise" part? Is it actually hidden? 'Cause I'm tired of the tourist traps.
The golf itself... is it actually good? I'm not a pro, but I like to *think* I can play.
Okay, fine, the golf might be "interesting". What else is there to *do*? Because I can't play golf for seven days straight. (And wouldn't want to... not after that "mini-crater" incident.)
The accommodation, I care about that a lot. Is it any good?
Tell me about that mangrove swamp! You can't just drop that in there and leave it!
