Perth's Hidden Gem: Uncover the Quest Innaloo!
Perth's Hidden Gem: Uncover the Quest Innaloo - A Messy, Honest, and Surprisingly Delightful Review!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just stumbled out of the whirlwind that is The Quest Innaloo and I've got thoughts. This isn't your polished brochure review; this is your brutally honest friend spilling the tea (or, you know, reviewing the tea service – more on that later). We're talking messy hair, questionable life choices, and a deep dive into everything this place has to offer. Let's get started!
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First Impressions & Accessibility (or, "Did I Trip Getting In?")
Right, so first things first: Getting in. Finding the Quest Innaloo wasn’t too painful, tucked away in Innaloo, close enough to everything but still manages to feel like a slightly less chaotic pocket of the city. Accessibility gets a thumbs up! The website promises, and it delivers. Wheelchair accessible rooms are available (big win!). Elevators? Check. Ramps? You betcha. Now, I wasn't personally in a wheelchair, but I did see a couple navigating the premises with ease, which always impresses me. It suggests they aren't just saying they're accessible; they are. The front desk was definitely up to par, with a 24-hour presence, which is always comforting… especially after you've just wrestled with your luggage and can't remember your own name.
"Available in All Rooms": The Nitty Gritty (and, My Quest for Comfy Sleep)
Okay, let's talk about the room. My room had air conditioning, thank the heavens! Perth summers are brutal. Air conditioning in public areas is a blessing as well, trust me. The bathrobes… sigh. Pure, fluffy bliss. I practically lived in that thing for the entire stay. There's a coffee/tea maker, a mini bar (disclaimer, I may have raided it), and a refrigerator to keep your essentials cold. The internet access – wireless was good, but I was disappointed by the Internet access – LAN. Seemed old fashioned. The linens were crisp, the bed was decent. There's an alarm clock, but honestly, I used my phone.
My room also sported a few of the usual suspects like: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Desk, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Shower, Toiletries, Towels.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking: My Stomach's Love Affair
Alright, let's talk about the food. This is where things get interesting. The "restaurant" situation could be either a triumph or a slight letdown depending on what you're looking for. There are restaurants on site, and yes, there's room service [24-hour]. My inner lazy bum did a happy dance when I learned that! The breakfast [buffet] was, well, buffet-y. But it had the essentials: eggs, bacon, pastries. They had an Asian breakfast option, which was a nice touch. There are desserts in restaurant, but I didn't try them. The Coffee/tea was… serviceable. Not the best I've ever had, but it did the job. There's also a Poolside bar. Always a good option. In short, you won't starve, but it's not gourmet cuisine. A Western breakfast is an option too.
Spa, Sauna, & Relaxation: Did I Find Nirvana?
Okay, this is where the Quest Innaloo really shines. There's a spa/sauna! They offer a range of treatments. I indulged in a body scrub and massage. Honestly, the massage was sublime. I felt like a limp noodle afterwards, in the best possible way. They also have a steamroom and a hot tub. I may have spent a significant amount of time in the sauna, pondering the meaning of life and the correct way to eat a croissant. They didn't have a foot bath, though they had Body wrap. The pool with view was pretty nice too, but could feel a little crowded on a sunny day.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: The Chill Factor
Beyond the spa, there's a decent gym/fitness area. I dragged myself there once, and it was well-equipped. They didn't have a pool with view, though they did have a regular swimming pool. Aside from this, ways to relax includes massage, sauna, swimming pool.
Cleanliness & Safety: Post-COVID Vibes
In the post-COVID world, cleanliness is everything. Quest Innaloo gets major points here. They're serious about hygiene. Anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays? Yep, they've got it covered. They had Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff was generally masked and really focused on the protocol. The Safe dining setup was noticeable, and they even offered those little individually wrapped food options.
Services & Conveniences: Beyond the Basics
Quest Innaloo offers your standard services and conveniences: Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, a concierge, luggage storage, that sort of thing. They have facilities for disabled guests, and they were very helpful. There's also a convenience store in case you forgot to pack your essential snacks (guilty!). They didn’t have a babysitting service, which is a shame! There is no Car power charging station. There's also cash withdrawal if you need it.
For the Kids: (I Didn’t Bring Kids, But…)
I didn't have kids with me, but it looked family/child friendly, and there were some Kids facilities present. They didn't have a babysitting service, though
Getting Around: (Because Perth's a Big Place!)
They offer an airport transfer. The car park [free of charge] is a godsend. Perth parking can be a nightmare, so this is a huge win. They also have taxi service.
The Quirks & Imperfections (Because Nothing's Perfect)
Okay, time for the warts and all. A few minor gripes: The Wi-Fi could be a little spotty in my room at times. The décor is, shall we say, "functional" rather than "stylish." The elevators seemed a little slow at times. And I swear, one morning the coffee tasted like it had been made in a sock (a very clean sock, mind you).
The Verdict:
Look, the Quest Innaloo isn't perfect. It's not the flashiest hotel in Perth. But it's a solid, reliable choice. It's clean, comfortable, and has some seriously amazing spa facilities. The accessibility is a huge plus. I'd definitely recommend it if you're looking for a relaxing stay with a good dose of convenience. It's a hidden gem, just waiting to be uncovered. And, hey, even the slightly imperfect bits add to the character, right? Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to book another massage.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups. This ain't your glossy, meticulously planned itinerary. This is the real deal, Quest Innaloo, Perth – with all the bumps, bruises, and existential sighs that come with it. Let's see what happens:
QUEST INNALOO: My Unfiltered Perth Adventure (Pray for Me)
Day 1: Arrival & the Great Sausage Roll Debacle
- 1:00 PM - Arrival at Perth Airport (PER). Oh, god, the airport. Already feeling the post-flight haze settling in. Grabbed an overpriced coffee that tasted suspiciously like burnt tar. Lost my phone charger in the airport kiosk, so fantastic start.
- 2:00 PM - Taxi to Quest Innaloo. The taxi driver, a cheery bloke named Bruce, tried to sell me on every single tourist trap Perth has to offer. Cute, but my budget and limited time say "no, thank you." The drive itself? Mostly scrubland and the existential dread of being so far from home. I’m already contemplating a return flight.
- 3:00 PM - Check-in at Quest Innaloo. The reception lady was lovely, bless her soul, given the state I was in. Room's…fine. Standard Quest, I guess. Clean enough, but the decor screams "corporate beige." Seriously considering bringing in some fairy lights.
- 3:30 PM - The Great Sausage Roll Hunt (FAILED). Okay, this was supposed to be a simple mission. Find a decent sausage roll. You know, quintessential Aussie experience. Walked around the Innaloo shopping center (huge!) for what felt like an eternity. Every bakery looked the same – dry looking sausage rolls that could be used as a doorstop. Utterly deflated. Settled for a dodgy pie at the local supermarket. Regret. Already missing my mom's cooking.
- 5:00 PM - Downtime: Existential Crisis & Online shopping. Sank into the hotel bed (which is actually pretty comfy, I must admit). Brainstormed a contingency plan, which involves online shopping for comfort food and more Fairy lights
- 7:00 PM - Dinner at local pub. It was a dive place, all the locals gathered. The burger was juicy, beer was cold.
- 9:30 PM - Bedtime, with a healthy dose of overthinking. Tossing and turning. Is this the right trip? What am I doing with my life? Tomorrow, the beach… hopefully, it will calm me.
Day 2: Beach Bliss & An Encounter with a Seagull (You Won't Believe It)
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast. The obligatory hotel continental breakfast. Nothing to truly write home about, but got me fed.
- 9:00 AM - Drive to Scarborough Beach. YES. FINALLY. The coast. The ocean. The reason I came to Perth. The drive was a breeze, sun shining, windows down, wind in my hair (okay, slightly disheveled hair). Feeling optimistic, a rare mood for me.
- 9:30 AM - Scarborough Beach: Sun, Sand, and Seagull Drama. Okay, the beach was beautiful. Seriously, postcard-worthy. Waves crashing, surfers doing their thing. Bliss. Until… the seagulls. I swear, they're organized crime lords of the avian world. One of them stole my sandwich right out of my hand. I mean, snatched it! I shrieked like a banshee. People stared. Humiliating. But also, kind of hilarious? The seagull gave me the side-eye as it devoured my sandwich. Victory for the birds, I guess. I sulked and bought another sandwich.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch at a beachfront cafe. This time, guarding my sandwich with the tenacity of a Doberman.
- 1:00 PM - Surfing Lesson (attempted). Okay, this was a disaster. I'm about as graceful as a newborn giraffe on a skateboard. Managed to stand up for about two seconds before wiping out in spectacular fashion. The instructor, a tanned, perpetually smiling surfer dude, was incredibly patient. I, on the other hand, was mainly covered in seawater and shame. Ended up spending more time in the shallows than on a wave.
- 3:00 PM - Beach Bumming & Regret. Dried off, feeling a pleasant mix of sun-kissed and defeated. Watched the surfers, sighed, and pondered the inevitable sunburn.
- 5:00 PM - Fish and Chips on the Esplanade. Another Aussie classic – fish and chips by the ocean. This time, no seagulls involved. Yay. The food tasted better after the surfing fiasco.
- 7:00 PM - Sunset Watching. The sunset over the Indian Ocean. Stunning. Truly breathtaking. Made the seagull sandwich theft and surfing humiliation almost worth it. Almost.
- 9:00 PM - Back to the hotel, with sunburnt skin and a happy heart.
Day 3: Culture Shock & The Quest for Coffee Gold
- 9:00 AM- Coffee: The Ongoing Quest. My quest for good coffee in this land of flat whites and long blacks continues. The hotel coffee machine is a joke. The local cafes are proving… inconsistent, so far.
- 10:00 AM - Exploration & Disappointment. Wandered through the shops around the Innaloo shopping center. I was looking for a particular scarf, but after 3 hours of walk – I surrendered. Nothing that truly called to me.
- 1:00 PM - Museum of Western Australia (WA Museum Boola Bardip). A solid museum, but my mind was still on my failed shopping mission and my longing for the scarf.
- 2:30 PM - Lunch. Picked up lunch nearby the museum, nothing special, just food.
- 4:00 PM - Downtime and Rest. Some rest and recovery time.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner and Drinks. Looking for a place to have a yummy dinner
Day 4: Departure
- 9:00 AM - Farewell Breakfast. Another breakfast at the hotel.
- 10:00 AM - Check out from Quest Innaloo. Goodbye, beige walls!
- To The Airport
- Flight Home.
Postscript:
So, there you have it. My Perth adventure, warts and all. It wasn't perfect. There were mishaps, moments of frustration, and seagulls who clearly hold a grudge. But it was real. And hey, that's what life is all about, right? (Right??) I'll be back someday, Perth. Perhaps with a better plan, a less-aggressive seagull deterrent, and a truly reliable source of coffee. Maybe. Probably not, but hey, the sentiment is there.
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So, what *is* this "Quest Innaloo" thing anyway? Sounds…enigmatic.
Alright, fine, I'll spill. Quest Innaloo, according to the shiny pamphlets (which, let's be honest, probably cost them a fortune), is an indoor adventure park. But that's a *massive* understatement. It's like... a whole other world shoved inside a bland shopping centre. Think climbing walls, ninja warrior courses (that are way harder than they look on TV!), trampolines, escape rooms, and the holy grail: the giant slide. You're basically a hyperactive toddler on performance-enhancing sugar rush, unleashed in a playground designed by adrenaline junkies. It's... intense. I nearly dislocated my shoulder on the first climbing wall attempt. (Okay, maybe I exaggerated 'nearly'… But it was close!)
Is it actually *hidden*? I mean, it's in a shopping centre...
"Hidden" is a relative term, isn't it? It's *in* the Innaloo shopping centre, so it's not exactly Narnia. However, it's tucked away a bit. You have to dodge the screaming kids at the arcade, bypass the stressed-out mothers pushing prams, and maybe even fight off a rogue shopping trolley. But yeah, it's not *that* hidden. Though I suspect some people, like me, actively *avoid* the shopping centre unless absolutely necessary. So, in a metaphorical sense, it's hidden from *me*, at least. And the actual entrance can be a bit… mysterious. I spent a good five minutes wandering around, feeling like a lost puppy, before I found it. Don't worry, it's signposted... Eventually.
Who is this place *for*? Just kids?
Absolutely not just kids! Okay, yes, there are *a lot* of kids. Birthday parties galore. But honestly, I saw a bunch of adults there getting their Tarzan on, and I'm pretty sure a few of them were worse for wear than the kids. I'd say it's for anyone who thinks they're still 12 at heart, or maybe someone with a serious case of the "I need to burn off all this pent-up energy" blues. It's a great place for team building, or to just unleash your inner competitive beast. Me? I went purely out of curiosity and a slightly unhealthy love for extreme sports I likely shouldn't be *attempting*.
What's the hardest part…the *really* hard stuff?
Okay, buckle up. The ninja warrior course is BRUTAL. I considered myself relatively fit (debatable, I know), but that thing humbled me. Those swinging rings? Forget about it. My arms felt like spaghetti after two attempts. Then there was this one obstacle… a series of angled ropes you had to swing across. Gravity, apparently, is a jerk. I ended up plummeting into the foam pit, which *is* fun… until all the kids start trying to dive bomb you. Then it’s a free for all! Mentally, you have to remember, it is literally just to have fun. I went with a friend, and it was hilarious to watch. Especially, when she nearly made it, and then slipped! It was worth it. The climbing walls were also a serious test of will (and, in my case, arm strength). It makes you appreciate rock climbers so much!
The giant slide… is it worth it?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! The giant slide is the *reason* to go! Seriously. It's like pure, unadulterated joy, condensed into a few glorious seconds. The build-up… the climb up the stairs with your heart pounding, the slight panic as you sit teetering at the top… and then the descent! The wind whipping through your hair, the roaring in your ears… it’s exhilarating. I went down at least five times. (And I’m pretty sure the staff gave me a look like, "Are you *still* here?") It's that good. It’s childish, stupid, and totally, utterly worth it. It's what makes the whole experience worth the bruises.
Any tips for surviving (and thriving) at Quest Innaloo?
Okay, here's the lowdown:
- Wear comfortable clothes. You're going to be doing a lot of moving, and you don't want to be fiddling with your waistband halfway through a ninja warrior challenge.
- Bring water. Seriously, you'll sweat buckets. And hydrate.
- Don't underestimate the ninja warrior course. Seriously. Start slowly. It’s deceptively challenging… and you’ll want to save some energy for the giant slide!
- Book online. It can get busy, especially on weekends. This may be helpful for a queue.
- Embrace the chaos. It's going to be loud, there will be kids everywhere, and you might feel a little silly. Just roll with it. Laugh at yourself (and others).
- Get there early. Gives you time to explore everything without all the children!
- Remember why you're there. To have fun! Do try not to get too competitive. Just… enjoy it. Even if you’re more clumsy than a baby giraffe on roller skates (like me).
Are the escape rooms any good? I'm a bit of an escape room enthusiast...
I didn't personally try the escape rooms, because I'm more of a "jump off a giant slide" kind of person. But I talked to some people who did, and they said they were pretty decent. Apparently, they're designed for a range of difficulty levels, so even if you're a pro, you should get a challenge. They are generally well-themed and designed, with lots of puzzles. I figured I'd need both hands to grab onto the slide, and I'd be a terrible participant, so you'd have to take my word for it. But I'm now thinking I could have gone… next time!
Would you go back? Honestly?
Absolutely! Even though I spent a good portion of the time feeling like a slightly out-of-shape middle-aged dad trying to keep up with a bunch of teenagers (and, honestly, failing). The pure, unadulterated *fun* factor is undeniable. Plus, the giant slide calls to me in my dreams. And honestly? Anything that gets me away from my computer and moving is a win. Okay, maybe I'll avoid the ninja warrior thing next time. But the slide… the slide is calling. So yes, I'Hotels With Balconys
