Phuket Paradise Found: Priew Wan Guesthouse Awaits!
Phuket Paradise Found: A Review That's Less "Polished Brochure" and More "Real-Life Mishap"
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my Phuket Paradise Found: Priew Wan Guesthouse Awaits! experience. Forget those perfectly curated travel blogs – this is the unvarnished truth, sprinkled with a healthy dose of my own (sometimes questionable) judgment. This review is a journey, just like my stay. And believe me, there were times I thought I’d get lost. Here we go…
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Accessibility: (Starting Strong, Right?)
Okay, let’s start with the nitty-gritty. Accessibility is HUGE for me – I appreciate that they mention it, but the real test? Finding out if it’s actually useable by someone needing it. The website claimed it had facilities for disabled guests. I’m going to level with you: I didn't actually bring my wheelchair, because, well, I can walk. (It’s a long story.) But I did a thorough investigation during my stay, because those things matter. I did spot a few ramps, and elevators (thank god), but I didn't actually see any wheelchair-accessible rooms myself. Could be a problem. I hope they're actually available and not just a checkbox. This is a HUGE "potential issue" for me if someone seriously needs accessibility. Give them a call BEFORE you book. Seriously. You've been warned.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: This is where things get a bit dicey, because I'm pretty sure it's just the one restaurant. And I didn’t sit there and stare at every table to make sure it was accessible, but the layout seemed pretty reasonable.
Internet Access: (My Precious!)
Ah, the modern traveler's lifeline. Wi-Fi. Priew Wan Guesthouse understood, bless their hearts.
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Yes! Praise be! And it was actually pretty decent. No buffering nightmares when I tried to stream my guilty pleasure of cheesy Thai soap operas. (Don’t judge!)
- Internet: Okay, so beyond Wi-Fi, they had… (drum roll)… Internet. (I'm assuming it's the same Wi-Fi. Duh.)
- Internet [LAN]: Ah, the old-school wired connection. Didn’t use it, didn’t need it. But it was there. (I think.)
- Internet services: Probably just the general "you can connect to the internet" thing. Nothing amazing.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: (Spa Time! Or Maybe Not?)
This is where things promised to get interesting. They had… a lot.
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage: YES PLEASE! (More on that later…)
- Fitness Center: Looked…adequate. I peeked. (The gym is a bit of an understatement. It's an okay location but I'm not a fan of any gyms.)
- Foot bath: Always a welcome touch.
- Gym/fitness: See Fitness Center.
- Pool with view: Magnificent! Seriously. One of the highlights. Infinity pool overlooking what I think was the ocean. Drank a lot of cocktails by that pool. No complaints.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: They had the whole shebang. I tried the sauna. It was… sauna-y.
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Yep, and, again, beautiful.
- Poolside bar: Essential.
**The *Body Scrub* (And the Case of the Mysterious Missing Massage Oil)**
Alright, this is where things started to veer into the "slightly bonkers" category. I booked a massage and body scrub. Excited, right? I was ecstatic. The spa area looked lovely, all hushed tones and gently wafting incense. THEN, MY MASSUESE, She was very sweet, but also… absentminded. She kept forgetting where she put things. Firstly, the massage. Lovely! Perfect. The massage oil? Well, she had a tiny bottle. It was okay. Then, the body scrub. She put the bowl on the floor. And then nothing. I waited, patiently, for about 5 minutes before asking her if she had forgotten something. She looked around, and then said, "Oh! Yes!" and went looking for the oil. Which was nowhere to be found. She disappeared for a minute, came back sheepishly, and said she had forgotten to get it. (Fair enough - we all have those days, and I appreciate her honesty). Then, the most adorable part, she went to grab the oil, and she forgot the container. So she had to go back and again. And again. The body scrub was pretty good, though. Bit scratchy, but the end result was amazing. Overall, not exactly what I expected, but honestly, the utter chaos, the genuine sweetness of the therapist… it was kinda endearing! I'm smiling as I write this.
Cleanliness and Safety: (Important, Right?)
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good! Reassuring!
- Breakfast in room: Never tried it. Too much of a social butterfly, I can't be contained.
- Breakfast takeaway service: Also untried.
- Cashless payment service: Convenient!
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Yep, seemed to be happening.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Peace of Mind++.
- First aid kit: Always a good sign.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere! Good.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Excellent.
- Hygiene certification: (Did they have one? I didn't see it, but you'd hope so.)
- Individually-wrapped food options: Good!
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They did it, but not always.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: (I hope so, but didn't see it.)
- Room sanitization opt-out available: Didn’t know about it.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Seems reasonable.
- Safe dining setup: The restaurant seemed fine. Nothing crazy.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Yes, everything I ate out of.
- Shared stationery removed: Good move.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Seemed to be.
- Sterilizing equipment: (Didn't see any, but again, hope so.)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (Food Glorious Food!)
Let's be honest, this is where the real fun happens.
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: OMG. YES. It was paradise for a foodie like me. The pool bar was my best friend. I pretty much lived on those Mai Tais. The breakfast buffet was vast and varied… and I definitely may have eaten my weight in bacon. The Asian cuisine was divine! The international options… well, let's just say they were trying their best. (My advice: stick with the Thai food.)
Services and Conveniences: (The Extras That Make a Difference)
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: All the usual suspects. Nothing spectacular, nothing terrible. They did it all.
- The Concierge – Bless Him: The concierge was a gem. He helped me wrangle a Tuk-Tuk (which, let's face it, is an Olympic sport in Thailand), gave me some excellent restaurant recommendations, and even helped me navigate a rather confusing shopping negotiation. He's a keeper!
**For the Kids: (I Didn't Have Any, But I Saw Stuff…)
Lipa Bay Resort: Koh Samui's Hidden Paradise Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your sanitized, perfectly-curated travelogue. This is me, in Phuket, Thailand, at the Priew Wan Guesthouse, trying not to sweat through my T-shirt and generally winging it. Prepare for chaos. Here we go:
My Phuket Pilgrimage: A Hilariously Imperfect Itinerary (aka, The "Pray-It-Doesn't-Rain-Again" Adventure)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Pad Thai Debacle (aka, "I Ate Where?")
- 14:00 - Arrival at Priew Wan Guesthouse: Honestly, this place is charming…in a slightly crumbling, "lived-in" kind of way. The air con mostly works, the bed mostly doesn’t squeak with every twitch, and the staff are unbelievably sweet. I'm immediately greeted by a fluffy ginger cat who clearly runs the place. He’s judging my luggage choice. (Too much floral, apparently.)
- 15:00 - First Panic & Relief: Okay, so the internet is…patchy. Like, dial-up-in-the-21st-century patchy. But hey, at least I can smell the ocean. That's a win, right?
- 16:00 - Operation Pad Thai: Armed with a Google Maps screenshot and a vague sense of adventure, I venture out. The street food is… intense. So many smells! So many scooters! I end up at a tiny, blink-and-you'll-miss-it stall that looks promising. The Pad Thai? Let’s just say, it was…an experience. (I’m pretty sure I saw the chef use a spoon to measure out… everything.) It was spicy. REALLY spicy. My face felt like it was melting off. But you know what? I devoured every last noodle. I also probably ingested enough oil to fuel a small aircraft carrier. Worth it. Probably.
- 18:00 - Sunset Stroll (Almost): I meant to watch the sunset on the beach. I really did. But after the Pad Thai inferno, I needed…water. And maybe a quick sit-down. And a nap. So, the sunset was enjoyed through a haze of exhaustion and mild food poisoning. Still, the ocean breeze was divine. A tiny, tiny win.
- 19:00 - Regret & Recovery: I’m suddenly questioning my life choices. Did I really need that much chili? Should I have asked for “mai phet” (not spicy)? I down a bottle of water and convince myself the rumbling in my stomach is just a happy little dance.
Day 2: Beach Bliss… and an Epiphany About Sunscreen (aka, "Toast Yourself, and Then Regret It")
- 09:00 - Rise (Reluctantly) & Shine: The cat is back. Demanding breakfast. Which, thankfully, is just toast and jam. My stomach seems to have forgiven the Pad Thai incident. Thank goodness.
- 10:00 - Patong Beach… The Great Beach Debacle: Yes, I went to Patong Beach. Yes, it was crowded. Yes, I got swindled by a jet ski salesman. But the water! Crystal blue! The sand! Soft and white! The chaos! The beautiful, glorious chaos!
- 11:00 - Sunscreen FAIL: Okay, this is where things went south. I thought I put on enough sunscreen. I thought I reapplied it. I was wrong. So, so wrong. I’m now approximately the color of a boiled lobster. Seriously. My back feels like it’s on fire.
- 12:00 - Retreat & Regret: I fled the beach in shame and pain. I’m holed up in my room, slathering myself with aloe vera. I look like a walking, talking, red-hot tomato. I think I learned a valuable lesson: sunscreen is your friend. And maybe listen to the locals when they say “Be careful of the sun.”
- 14:00 - Rehydration & Reality Check: I’m drinking water and Gatorade like it's my job (which, at this point, it kind of is). I'm facing the reality that I'm basically immobile for the rest of the day. I am officially a sunburnt, sad tomato.
- 16:00 - The Aloe Vera Asylum: I've now reached the point where I'm literally coated in aloe vera. I look like the Michelin Man, but red. I tried to watch a movie, but the burn is distracting. I’m starting to question my sanity and life choices.
- 18:00 - Dinner Delivery & Despair (aka, another Pad Thai episode): I ordered room service. Because walking is not an option. Guess what I ordered?! Another Pad Thai. I know, I know. But it wasn't as spicy this time. Maybe the gods of spice are smiling down on me. Or maybe it was just the aloe vera talking.
Day 3: Temples, Monkeys, & the Promise of Less Burn (aka, "Maybe I'll Survive This")
- 10:00 - The Great Recovery and the Big Temple: I'm finally able to dress in a way that doesn't cause immediate agony! The tomato is slowly becoming a pink. The first adventure of the day is a trip to a temple! It's so colorful and vibrant and actually amazing. The gold is blinding! I feel a little bit of spiritual reset.
- 12:00 - Monkey Madness: I make my way to a temple, and it's amazing. Giant Buddha statues and I can't help but think about the monkeys as I make my way through the area. I am immediately surrounded by a family of mischievous macaques! The monkeys are brazen, stealing anything that isn't bolted down (looking at me). I actually see one snatch a woman's phone and then try to figure out how to work it. Hilarious!
- 15:00 - The Priew Wan Relaxation Station: Back at the guesthouse, I'm finally starting to feel human again. I actually enjoy some time in the sun. I'm on the right track.
- 17:00 - Evening Market Explorations: I ventured to a local market. I bought some souvenirs that probably came from a child slave in China. But at least I'm supporting the local economy, right? The market is a sensory overload, a delicious symphony of sizzling meats, spicy scents, and the buzzing of a thousand conversations. I actually feel like I'm living!
- 19:00 - Sleep: I am a human again who survived.
The Remainder of the Week (a hazy, chaotic blur):
- More beach time (with sunscreen this time!), though I did get sand in my hair.
- Attempted cooking class… with mixed results (I almost set the kitchen on fire… twice).
- Countless massages (my sunburnt back thanks me).
- A boat trip to some islands that were ridiculously beautiful (and surprisingly un-touristy, for a while anyway).
- A growing fondness for the ginger cat who runs the guesthouse.
Final Thoughts (and Random Ramblings):
Phuket is… a lot. It's beautiful, chaotic, spicy, and sometimes a little bit terrifying (especially if you're as accident-prone as I am). It's a place where you'll eat questionable street food, get horribly sunburnt, and probably make a few questionable decisions (like that third Pad Thai). But it's also a place where you'll experience breathtaking beauty, meet amazing people, and have adventures you'll never forget.
Will I come back? Absolutely. (And next time, I'm bringing extra sunscreen!)
And now, if you'll excuse me, I believe the ginger cat is summoning me for a mid-afternoon nap. I'm not sure what is coming next. But I know it will be messy, unpredictable, and likely involve more Pad Thai. Until Next Time!
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Phuket Paradise Found: Priew Wan Guesthouse...Or Is It? (My Totally Unfiltered FAQ)
So, Priew Wan Guesthouse... Is it actually paradise? 'Cause the brochure promises a LOT.
Okay, let's be real. Paradise? Depends on your definition. Did I find a pristine beach with endless cocktails and zero mosquito bites? Nope. Did I get stung by a jellyfish? You bet your bottom dollar. Was it still truly *amazing*? Mostly, yeah. Priew Wan... it’s more like “Paradise-Adjacent.” It’s got the potential, the vibe, and definitely the *charm*… which is a nice term for “slightly ramshackle” on occasion. The brochure's photographer clearly used a filter. A really *good* filter.
First impressions: the entrance is... well, it's not exactly the grand foyer of the Ritz. Think more "charming old house that's seen a few monsoons," which, in fairness, is pretty accurate. I actually, almost, quite, loved it. You can hear the ocean though, and that's a HUGE selling point.
What's the deal with the rooms? Are they clean? Are they air-conditioned? (Because, humidity.)
Okay, cleanliness. It's... acceptable. Let's put it that way. I'm a bit of a germaphobe (don't judge!), so I spent the first five minutes mentally preparing myself to find something horrifying under the bed. Thankfully, nothing *too* horrifying. The sheets were clean, the towels were... well, they were towels. Air conditioning? THANK GOD, yes. I think I would have melted into a puddle of existential dread without it. Phuket humidity is a *beast*.
I actually got a room with a little balcony which looked out on a bunch of *very* vibrant bougainvillea. The view was so pretty, it almost made up for the dodgy wifi (more on THAT later). And the shower... ah, the shower. It was a bit of a gamble. Water pressure was a bit *enthusiastic*. Sometimes icy, sometimes boiling. But hey, it got the job done. Mostly.
What's the food like? Breakfast included? Because hangry me is a *terrible* travel companion.
Breakfast. The most important meal of the day, particularly when facing a tropical adventure. Yes, breakfast *is* included, bless its little heart. It's a buffet situation, and it's... adequate. Don't expect Michelin-star fare, but you'll find enough to fuel your adventures. Think eggs (cooked in various states of doneness), toast, fruit (the pineapple was usually good, thankfully!), and some sort of questionable sausages.
One morning, I saw a rogue chicken wander in. Literally wandered IN. Into the *breakfast area*. The staff just kind of shrugged. "It happens," they said. That pretty much sums up Priew Wan.
There's also a cute little lunch/dinner restaurant on the pier which is just pure magic. I’m obsessed with the Thai food there, it’s so delicious! One of the best meals I remember was actually on my last trip at the restaurant. The sunsets from the pier are gorgeous too.
Okay, but what about the location? Is it actually near the beach? 'Cause walking for an hour in the heat sounds... unpleasant.
Yes! Hallelujah, yes! The beach is practically on your doorstep. You literally walk across the road, and BAM! Sand, sun, and the potential for a truly epic sunburn. (Wear sunscreen, people! Seriously.) It's a decent beach too - not the super-crowded tourist kind. More the "local vibe" kind. You’ll find some small beachside restaurants. Try the fruit shakes!
One minor issue: the road. It can be a bit… chaotic. Cars, scooters, tuk-tuks… They’re all vying for space. Crossing the road requires a certain level of bravery (and a healthy dose of faith in the drivers around you). But hey, that's part of the adventure, right? Or at least, that's what I told myself whilst dodging a speeding motorbike.
What about the staff? Are they friendly? Can they speak English? (My Thai is, sadly, non-existent.)
The staff? Ah, the staff. A mixed bag, naturally. Some are utterly charming, efficient, and fluent. Others… less so. But in general, everyone is genuinely trying to be helpful. There’s a certain relaxed, almost whimsical, quality to the service. Don't expect lightning-fast responses, but do expect smiles, and a sincere effort to assist.
I had one issue where they accidentally booked me the wrong taxi. The initial reaction was one of panicked, slightly frantic, apologies. Eventually, they sorted it out. And honestly, the sheer energy with which they were trying to fix the situation was kind of endearing. This happened to me, but it was honestly a learning process for me and them. We figured it out and laughed!
What are the downsides? Let's be brutally honest.
Okay, here’s the brutally honest part. The Wi-Fi is… a work in progress. Think of it as a suggestion of connectivity rather than a reliable resource. You might get a fleeting connection in the lobby. Forget about streaming your favorite shows. Embrace the offline life. Read a book. Talk to real people. (Gasp!)
Also! Bugs. Phuket is a tropical paradise, which unfortunately means you’re sharing it with various creepy crawlies. I had a few close encounters with geckos (which, to be fair, are kind of cute), and I did accidentally make friends with a rather large ant colony under my bed. Pack some bug spray. You’ll thank me later.
And one last thing... the noise. Especially on weekends. The area is lively, which is great, but be prepared for street noise, music, and the occasional squawking rooster. Light sleepers, be warned. This isn't your quiet country retreat. It's vibrant, bustling Phuket, so bring earplugs.
Would you recommend Priew Wan? Or should I just steer clear?
Okay, the big question. Would I recommend Priew Wan? Yes. With caveats. If you’re a high-maintenance, easily-offended traveler expecting perfect luxury, *run*. This isn’t the place for you.
However! If you’re looking for a genuinely charming, value-for-money guesthouse in a fantastic location, with a relaxed vibe, and a willingness to embrace the sometimes-quirky realities of travel… then absolutely, YES! I had a fantastic time at Priew Wan. It’s not perfect, but it's real. And sometimes, that's exactly what you need when you're on the other side of theHotel Hop Now
