Escape to Sweden: Unforgettable Stay at Vaxblekaregarden Hotel, Eksjö!
Escape to Sweden: Vaxblekaregarden Hotel - Eksjö. Or, How I Found My Zen (and Then Lost My Phone)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your typical, pristine, cookie-cutter hotel review. This is the real deal, the messy, glorious, slightly chaotic experience of staying at Vaxblekaregarden Hotel in Eksjö, Sweden, brought to you straight from the bleary-eyed depths of my memory bank. And trust me, it’s a memory bank packed tighter than a Swedish herring.
First Impressions & Accessibility (or, the Great Climb Up the Cobblestones)
So, Eksjö. Picture it – picture the most charming, wood-clad town you've ever seen. Seriously, it’s like stepping into a Hans Christian Andersen fairytale. And Vaxblekaregarden? Nestled right in that fairytale, with its charming, historic facade. Now, I'm not exactly a marathon runner, and navigating those charming cobblestone streets with my suitcase? Let's just say it was a character-building experience. Accessibility-wise, I believe the hotel has an elevator but getting to the entrance itself felt a little… precarious. (Insert dramatic sigh here). Once inside though, I felt welcomed, and I know they tried their best - and that's worth more than perfect, right?
Check-In, Comfort, and Swedish Minimalism (Plus Some High-Fives for the Wi-Fi!)
The check-in was thankfully smooth and efficient (thank you, contactless check-in!). The staff were super friendly, which automatically warmed me up (I was freezing, let's be honest. Sweden in October, brrr!). The room? Clean, crisp, and the epitome of Scandinavian minimalism. Think light wood, clean lines, and a blissful lack of clutter. They've got Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! which is basically the modern hotel equivalent of a hug. And it worked! Oh, and Internet access – wireless was flawless. Praise be! The Bedding was crisp, the blackout curtains were a godsend (jet lag woes!), the coffee/tea maker was my best friend in the mornings, and the complimentary tea was a nice touch! Air conditioning was a plus, but honestly, I welcomed the chill.
Rooms & Amenities: The Good, The Great, and The…Missing Phone
My room had an extra-long bed which was a huge bonus for a tall person like myself. They had a desk (perfect for pretending to work), a seating area, (even better for reading), a mirror of excellent quality, and a private bathroom. They even had bathrobes! I lived in them. The mini-bar was a tempting siren song, but alas, my sensible side prevailed. Did I mention they had slippers too? Cozy!
Now, for the slightly less perfect part of the story. During the stay I had an encounter that I still think about. (Can you guess?)
My phone. Vanished. Disappeared. Gone. Poof! It's not the hotel's fault, obviously. I probably left it in the Sauna, or maybe in the Swimming pool as I was enjoying the Pool with a view. I have no real idea! My bad. but it was a stressful moment. The staff… they were amazing. They helped me retrace my steps, called my phone, (no answer), and generally went above and beyond the call of duty. Even though I found it, I have respect for their helpfulness. Thank you, hotel staff people!
Food, Glorious Food (and the Search for the Perfect Fika)
Okay, let's talk food. Breakfast [buffet]: Swedish breakfasts are a thing of beauty. Smoked salmon, cheeses, fresh bread, yogurt, and a dizzying array of spreads. The buffet in restaurant was on point, and the Asian breakfast was a nice touch. The Western breakfast was also on the menu. The restaurants had a nice A la carte in restaurant, and the Coffee/tea in restaurant was plentiful. They offered Bottle of water every day!
The Spa Experience: From Stress to Serenity (and Back Again)
This is where things get interesting. The spa! The Spa/sauna and Sauna were the perfect antidote to the cold outside. The Steamroom was delightfully steamy. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was a temptation, but honestly, I think it might have been closed. The Body scrub was absolutely decadent – I emerged feeling like a new person. The Massage was pure bliss. The Spa was absolutely perfect! The team really do their best. (Sighs contentedly).
Cleanliness, Safety, and the Post-Pandemic Hotel Scene
Okay, let's get serious for a sec. Cleanliness and safety were clearly a priority. The hotel was spotless. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Staff trained in safety protocol. Hand sanitizer was readily available. They had Rooms sanitized between stays. Good job!
The Verdict: Would I Recommend Vaxblekaregarden?
Absolutely! Despite the phone incident (which, let's be clear, was entirely my fault!) Vaxblekaregarden offers a truly delightful and memorable experience. It's a charming, well-maintained hotel, in a stunning location, with friendly and helpful staff. It's not perfect, but it's real, and it's got heart. Just… watch your phone!
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Okay, strap in, buttercups, because we're about to orchestrate a "trip" - if you can call me not falling apart between the hotel rooms and the local pubs. The whole trip in Hotell Vaxblekaregarden Eksjo Sweden will be turned into a disaster, but that's the beauty of it! Let's get into the travel itinerary, shall we?
Hotell Vaxblekaregarden Eksjo - Operation: Survive with Minimal Regret
Day 1: Arrival and the Illusion of Swedish Charm
- 14:00 - Arrival & Initial Apprehension: Touchdown in Eksjo. Okay, so the airport is "charming" in the way that my grandpa's old socks are charming – functionally there, but not exactly inspiring. And the train ride? Let's just say there were a few moments where I reconsidered my life choices. Hotel Vaxblekaregarden - the front desk person looks like they judged me before I even opened my mouth. God, I already hate the word "cozy". Check-in, try not to make eye contact with anyone beyond the minimum necessary. Unpack and pray my luggage didn't get lost.
- 15:00 - The Room Reveal: Okay, the room. It's… small. REALLY small. The antique furniture is so antique it looks like it could crumble at any moment. And the shower curtain is the color of sadness. I'm trying to channel "charming", but mostly thinking: "Is this a historical prison cell?" Oh, well, at least there's a window. I stand at the window like a prisoner, hoping to catch a glimpse of something that sparks joy.
- 16:00 - Eksjö Exploration (aka Wander Around Lost): Right, time to be a "cultured traveler". I put on my best "I know what I'm doing" face and head out. Eksjo. It's… quiet. Almost eerily so. The wooden houses are cute, I guess, in a "I've seen this on a postcard" kind of way. I wander around, getting progressively more lost.
- 18:00 - A Swedish Dinner, a Swedish Nightmare: Dinner at… well, I can't even pronounce the name of the restaurant. The menu is in Swedish. My Swedish is limited to "tack sa mycket" and "where's the bathroom?". I pick something at random. It involves potatoes. Lots of potatoes. And some kind of gravy that looks like it might be sentient. It's…adequate. I drink far too much water because it kind of tastes like the room's history.
- 20:00 - Attempted Relaxation (aka, Netflix and Existential Dread): Back in the room, I'm trying to relax. But the walls are closing in. Netflix, a bottle of local beer (which is surprisingly good), and a creeping feeling of existential dread. I'm already wondering if I'll be able to survive it all during more days.
Day 2: History, Humour, and Hunger
- 08:00 - Breakfast: The Buffet of Disappointment: Oh god, the breakfast. This is usually the moment when I give myself a pep talk to stay positive. Cold cuts, questionable cheese, and something that might be porridge. I politely decline everything and just go with a slice of toast and a lot of coffee.
- 09:00 - Eksjö Museum: A Deep Dive (or a Shallow Skim?): To the museum. It seems like the ideal way to meet some local people. The museum is charming, I guess. It's more like a charmingly packed collection of local history. I look at the farm tools as if I know what they are. Pretend to be captivated by the local textile exhibit. But my mind keeps wandering. To the end, I give up and walk out the door.
- 11:00 - Strolling the streets and shopping Okay, Eksjö. Time to buy some souvenirs. I spend half an hour contemplating buying a postcard - and buy it!
- 13:00 - Lunch: The Culinary Comeback (Maybe): Lunch at a cafe. I'm done with mystery meat. Ordered a simple sandwich. It's actually pretty good! The sun comes out. Everything feels marginally better. Maybe I shouldn't have been so quick to judge.
- 15:00 - The Church visit and a moment of beauty: The church. It is… huge. It's quiet. I sit there for a moment, watching the light filter through the stained glass. A completely unexpected moment of peace.
- 16:00 - A Walk in the woods, a little bit of solitude
- 19:00 - Dinner: The Swedish meal The restaurant has nothing to offer except for a table. They tell me that the service is terrible. I go for a beer.
Day 3: Departure and Reckoning
- 08:00 - Final Breakfast Buffet: The End is Nigh: Same dreadful breakfast as yesterday. More coffee. More existential dread.
- 09:00 - Last Walk (or Frantic Dash): Last stroll around Eksjo. The shops had a "no way" moment of peace.
- 10:00 - Check Out and Regret: Checking out. Saying goodbye. And feeling a strange mix of relief and a little… wistfulness? No, no, I'm just glad to get away.
- 11:00 - Transportation: The end.
Quirky Observations and Emotional Reactions
- My initial reaction to the Hotel? "Oh good, there's a view of… the parking lot". The "cozy" vibe is a strong indicator of tiny bathrooms.
- Swedes seem to be masters of quiet. I'm pretty sure the shopkeepers communicate telepathically.
- I now understand what "hygge" is. It's probably a good way to describe a sense of "I am not getting out of here."
- My reaction to the food: "I'm not sure what I just ate, and I'm not sure I want to know."
- Every time I attempted to speak Swedish, I received either a blank stare or a nervous giggle.
Final Thoughts:
Well, would I recommend it? That depends. If you're looking for pure, unadulterated, un-curated Swedish charm, maybe. But if you're looking for something…exciting, or even just moderately comfortable, well, maybe skip it.
But hey, at least I survived. And I've got stories. God I need a holiday.
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Okay, Okay, What *Actually* is Vaxblekaregarden Like in Eksjö? Is it Instagrammable? (And Should I Care?)
Alright, let's cut the crap. You've seen the photos, haven't you? That charming, red-painted building nestled in a cobblestone street. Yeah, it's that good. Seriously. It's practically begging to be photographed. I mean, I got my Insta-fix, don't worry. BUT, and this is a big but… it's more than just pretty pictures. It's… well, it's a feeling. Like stepping back in time, but with modern plumbing. (Thank GOD for modern plumbing, by the way. More on that later, maybe.)
The hotel itself? Think cozy. Think beams. Think maybe a slight smell of old wood and happiness. (Okay, I might be exaggerating on the happiness smell, but you get the idea.) Each room is different. I peeked into a few! The main thing? It's not sterile. It feels *lived in*, in the best possible way. Like the walls have stories to tell, if only they could talk. And let's be honest, who doesn't love a good story? (Unless it's me trying to put together Ikea furniture. Different story.)
Should you care if it's Instagrammable? Look, be honest with yourself. We all care a little. It *is* gorgeous. But don't let the pictures dictate your experience. Take the pictures, sure, but then put the phone down and breathe in the air, listen to the silence (which is pretty incredible, especially if you're coming from a city – *shudders*), and just… be there.
The Breakfast! Is It Worth Dragging Myself Out of Bed For? Because, Coffee.
Okay, this is a *vital* question. I am a coffee snob. I admit it. And breakfast is… crucial. So, is the Vaxblekaregarden breakfast worth sacrificing precious sleep? YES. Absolutely, unequivocally, YES.
Forget your sad continental "spreads" that exist in most hotels. This is a *real* breakfast. Freshly baked bread (oh, the bread!), local cheeses (so good I may have taken a few extra slices to "snack" on later… shh!), crisp bacon (a *must*), eggs cooked to perfection. And good coffee. Really, really good coffee. They even had a Swedish staple, like, little *knäckebröd* crackers, which I devoured. It's all locally sourced where possible, which as a bonus, adds to the whole charming ambiance of the place.
The dining area itself? Another reason to drag yourself out of bed. Cozy, sunlit, and often filled with quiet chatter (or the delightful clinking of silverware). Honestly, I'd go back just for that breakfast. And the coffee. Did I mention the coffee? Okay, I'll stop. But seriously, excellent coffee.
Eksjö Itself... Am I Going to Be Bored? What is There To DO?
Alright, so you're picturing a sleepy little village, empty cobblestone streets, and nothing but the sound of crickets. And, well... you're not entirely wrong. Eksjö *is* charmingly slow-paced. And that’s the point! You're there to escape, remember? To *relax*.
But bored? Absolutely not. It's a UNESCO World Heritage site for a reason! The wooden houses are incredible, and wandering around just soaking it all in is an experience in itself. There are little boutiques, craft shops, and local cafes for a quick pastry (get the cinnamon bun, trust me). And if you are a fan of history, well then you are in for a treat. Walk around a lot, and you'll find even more fun stuff by accident!
One thing I recommend? Just… walk. Get lost. Wander down the little alleys. You'll stumble upon hidden courtyards and picturesque corners. And if you're feeling adventurous, rent a bike. The surrounding countryside is beautiful. (Though, I did almost crash into a sheep. Don't be a me. Pay attention to the sheep. They are wily creatures.) There were a couple of museums, but frankly, I preferred just soaking in the atmosphere. Maybe I'm easily pleased.
The Rooms: What Are They Like? Any Horror Stories? (And the All-Important Bathroom Situation!)
Right, the rooms. As I mentioned, no two are alike. Mine was perfect. (Which, fine, I might be biased. I liked *my* room.) Think a comfortable bed, charming decor, and a surprising amount of space, considering the building's age.
Now, the *bathroom*… Ah, the bathroom. It was modern, thank goodness. Tiled, excellent water pressure, and importantly, spotless. (Okay, maybe I'm a bit of a clean freak… sue me.) It was a delightful contrast to the old world feel of the rest of the hotel. No scary Victorian plumbing nightmares here! Just a good, solid bathroom. Relief washed over me, truly!
I didn't have any horror stories. No ghosts (as far as I know! Though, the history of that place.. it's probably got some!). The only "problem" was... the pillows. A little too fluffy for my liking. But that's personal preference. So, bring an inflatable pillow just in case. Or, just enjoy!
Is it good Value for the Money? (Because, Budgets!)
Okay, let's be real. Sweden isn't cheap. But Vaxblekaregarden felt worth it. The experience, the location, the breakfast, the *vibe*… it all adds up. I didn't feel ripped off, and honestly, I would've happily paid more. The best part. I think. Is that you are not spending a fortune, but the overall experience makes you feel like you are.
The Staff: Are They Friendly? English Speakers? (Because, Communication is Key!)
The staff were genuinely lovely. Friendly, helpful, and spoke excellent English. (Thank GOD, because my Swedish is… well, let's just say I stick to "hello" and "thank you.") They were always happy to offer advice, recommendations, and generally make you feel welcome. They seem to actually *enjoy* their jobs, which is a rare and beautiful thing. They made the whole experience even more enjoyable. If I had to give a reason for going back, it would be them.
The One Thing You'd Tell Someone Considering Staying Here?
Go. Seriously. Book it. Don't overthink it. Just go. And take a deep breath. And enjoy the silence. And the cinnamon buns. And the coffee. And the charming old houses. And the whole damn experience. You won't regret it. I'd go back in a heartbeat. (Actually, I'm already secretly planning my return.)
