
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Mercure Kuala Lumpur Glenmarie! (Shah Alam)
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits? Maybe… My Take on Mercure Kuala Lumpur Glenmarie! (Shah Alam) – A Rambling Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just wrestled my way through a stay at the Mercure Kuala Lumpur Glenmarie. And let me tell you, it was… an experience. “Unbelievable Luxury Awaits”? Hmm, well, the "unbelievable" part might be up for debate depending on your definition. Let's get messy, shall we?
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Right, first impressions. Pulling up, it looks swanky. Modern, clean lines, the whole shebang. Car park [free of charge], tick! I wasn’t ready to be gouged on parking fees, so major points there. They even have those weird electric car chargers, a Car power charging station, which, honestly, is pretty slick – though I’m still struggling to figure out how to use my toaster efficiently, so…
Accessibility: Now, this is important, and I'm going to go properly official here for a sec. Wheelchair accessible? Tick. Elevator? You betcha. They've got Facilities for disabled guests which is always appreciated. I didn’t personally need them, but seeing that level of consideration, it's a big win. There's a Doorman, which for me, just adds to the 'fancy' vibe.
Check-in/out [express]? They offer it, but… and here's where the first crack in the polished facade appears… My check-in, while technically efficient, wasn’t exactly warm and fuzzy. Felt a bit robotic, you know? Like, “Welcome, here is your key, enjoy your stay.” Not a single “Hope you have a wonderful time!” shrugs It's a small thing, but it sets the tone. Luckily, they had a Concierge, who were generally helpful.
The Room: My Sanctuary… Or Not?
Okay, my room! Let me paint you a picture. Non-smoking, thankfully. Air conditioning? Absolutely, and blessedly effective after braving the Malaysian humidity. Air conditioning in public area too – crucial. Blackout curtains? Saved my life (or at least, my sleep) from the early morning sunshine. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! Though, I did notice a few times it coughed and sputtered, which was annoying when I was trying to respond to my boss’s email, and I was already running late for that important meeting.
They offered the basics: Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Ironing facilities, Mini bar. Standard fare, but perfectly acceptable. I'm also a sucker for a Window that opens. Fresh air is a must.
Internet Access: I did a deep dive and wanted to know about Internet access – LAN . Also, Internet access – wireless. Double tick on both. And guess what? Free Wi-Fi was available! YAY!
Now for the real nitty gritty: The additional toilet was a BIG plus as I have a weak bladder, the desk was the perfect size for my laptop. I actually felt the desk was too small. The bathrobes felt clean, but not as soft as I’d expect. The mirror was well placed and the telephone actually worked. The Spa… Or the Lack Thereof?
Alright, I’m a spa fiend. Always have been. I was genuinely excited about the Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap options. (That's how it sounded on the website!) Reality check: the spa was… fine. The massage was pleasant enough, nothing to write home about. The steam room was okay, but the sauna felt a little… tired. Like it needed a good scrub down and a pep talk. I felt there should be Foot bath. But it wasn't there.
Poolside Panic & Plunge into the Unknown
The Swimming pool [outdoor]? Gorgeous! The view from the Pool with view? Stunning. I spent a good chunk of one afternoon just floating around, pretending I was some kind of glamorous jet-setter. But… and here’s another little snag… it was PACKED. Finding a sun lounger was a competitive sport. Also, I was a bit worried about my phone, so I didn't take any pictures! Then I thought about Swimming pool and I was happy. The Poolside bar helped, too. Happy hour indeed!
Dining Adventures (or Misadventures?)
The food situation? Mixed bag. Restaurants? Yes, plural. The main restaurant, serving Breakfast [buffet], was overwhelming but good. Huge selection of Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was decent, the Bottle of water was a nice touch.
I loved the Bar, great Happy hour.
I also tried the room service [24-hour]. The food arrived quickly, but my burger was distinctly… meh. Not terrible, not amazing. So, mixed feelings here. On the plus side, the staff were all friendly and helpful, and the Safe dining setup made me feel comfortable.
I also enjoyed that the Breakfast takeaway service was there.
Cleanliness and Safety: A Precautionary Tale
This is where I give them HUGE props. In the shadow of (gestures vaguely at the world), the Mercure was ON IT. Hand sanitizer everywhere, Daily disinfection in common areas, the whole shebang. Rooms sanitized between stays? Absolutely. Felt safe and secure. They even had Anti-viral cleaning products. I’m a bit of a germaphobe, so this genuinely put my mind at ease. Staff trained in safety protocol – definitely a win. They are even taking Physical distancing of at least 1 meter seriously. Things to Do & Ways to Relax- The Great Escape
The hotel offered a Fitness center – I, however, did not partake. I'm more of a “lying-on-a-sun-lounger” kind of athlete.
Business Stuff (for the bean counters)
They have the usual Business facilities: Meetings, Meeting/banquet facilities, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Projector/LED display (it's a fancy name, just saying!), Xerox/fax in business center. If you need to get down to business, it's all available. Also, they offer Seminars as well. On-site event hosting. For The Kids - Family/child friendly
They have Babysitting service, Kids facilities, Kids meal, and I am sure other things to keep your kids busy.
Staff and Service: A Mixed Bag
The staff were generally polite and helpful. But there wasn’t that “above and beyond” service that I sometimes crave. Nothing that would make me want to kiss their feet, and the general level of service was okay.
The Verdict: Unbelievable Luxury? Questionable. Pleasant Stay? Definitely.
So, would I recommend the Mercure Kuala Lumpur Glenmarie? Hmm. If you're looking for a comfortable, convenient stay with decent amenities and a focus on safety, yes. If you’re expecting pure, unadulterated luxury that will blow your socks off… maybe manage your expectations.
The Good:
- Cleanliness and safety protocols are top-notch.
- Good value for money.
- Excellent location.
- Good Accessibility.
- Nice Swimming pool.
- Complimentary Car park [free of charge].
The Not-So-Good:
- Service can feel a bit impersonal at times.
- Spa could be better.
- The bar felt boring even during Happy hour.
- The burger from Room service [24-hour] was an insult to burgers.
Final Thought:
It's a solid choice. Not mind-blowing, but certainly not a disaster. I’d stay again. Just maybe skip the burger.
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Okay, buckle up Buttercup, because this isn't your perfectly polished itinerary. This is the REAL DEAL – the messy, beautiful, hilariously imperfect journey through Kuala Lumpur, centered around the Mercure Glenmarie. Let's DO this!
The Mercure Kuala Lumpur Glenmarie: My Home Base (And Semi-Lifesaver)
First things first: the hotel. The Mercure Glenmarie. Honestly? After a 20-hour flight (never again, cross my heart), that air conditioning was a GIFT from the heavens. The bed? Glorious. I basically face-planted on it and woke up 12 hours later, convinced I'd been cryogenically frozen. The hotel staff? Bless their cotton socks. They handled my jet-lagged grumbling with grace and even managed to decipher my gibberish ordering of "nasi lemak… but like… spicy-ish?"
Day 1: Kuala Lumpur - The City of Contrasts (And My Immediate Anxiety)
- Morning (9:00 AM -ish, Malaysia Time - AKA "Whenever I Finally Wake Up"): A desperate lunge for the hotel buffet. Let me tell you, the pastries were calling my name. I nearly devoured a whole plate of those little custard tarts before my brain caught up and screamed, "You're on vacation, woman! Slow down!" Ended up grabbing a decent nasi lemak, because, Malaysia.
- Late Morning (11:00 AM -ish): Attempted to navigate the public transport. Got completely lost almost immediately. My "sense of direction" is a mythical beast, and Kuala Lumpur's monorail system defeated me. Took a grab (Malaysia's version of Uber/Lyft). The driver was awesome, though – kept trying to teach me Malay. "Terima kasih!" I think I got it? Fingers crossed.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM -ish): The Petronas Towers. Okay, they're iconic. Breathtaking. Gigantic. Filled with what seemed like a MILLION tourists. The crowds made me slightly claustrophobic, not gonna lie. Worth it for the photos, absolutely. But I think I'd have enjoyed it more if I had a private helicopter and could see them from a comfortable distance!
- Late Afternoon (3:00 PM -ish): Wandered the KLCC Park, trying to burn off some of the nasi lemak calories. Surprisingly green and peaceful… perfect place to contemplate how much laundry I'd have when I came home.
- Evening (7:00 PM -ish): Dinner at a street food hawker stall near the Towers. I swear, eating street food is an extreme sport! Everything smelled incredible, but I ended up ordering something and praying it wouldn't destroy me. The satay sticks were heaven! The chili sauce? Oh, my word… my mouth was on fire, but it was worth it.
- Night (9:00 PM -ish): Collapsed back at the Mercure. Passed out. Dreamed of custard tarts and spicy sauces.
Day 2: Batu Caves & The Art of Being Touristy
- Morning (8:00 AM -ish): Decided to be a "responsible" traveller and actually get up early. Headed to Batu Caves. The climb to the top was a workout. The statues are HUGE and colorful, and the monkeys… shifty eyes. Seriously, they will try to steal anything! I saw one snatch a water bottle right out of a woman's hand. Absolute chaos!
- Mid-morning (11:00 AM -ish): Contemplated buying those touristy t-shirts at the bottom of the caves. Decided against it (shame on me). Instead, treated myself to a coconut. Best. Decision. Ever.
- Late Afternoon (1:00 PM -ish): Back to the hotel for a lazy afternoon. The pool looked inviting. I'm not much of a swimmer, but I felt I deserved to relax.
- Evening (7:00 PM -ish): Ate at the hotel restaurant. The food was decent, but honestly, I missed the chaos and excitement of the street food. Had a mild case of food envy watching everyone else's plates.
- Night (9:00 PM -ish): Watched some TV (which I couldn't entirely understand, but at least the subtitles helped!) and started planning my next day.
Day 3: Getting Lost and Loving It (Or At Least Tolerating It)
- Morning (9:00 AM -ish): Finally braved the LRT (light rail transit system) again. This time, I was determined to conquer it. (Sort of). I think I almost understood the ticket machines!
- Mid-morning (10:00 AM -ish): Visited the Central Market. Bargaining is an art form, and I’m a beginner. I ended up buying a ridiculous amount of souvenirs I probably didn't need, but the atmosphere was buzzing.
- Late Morning (12:00 PM -ish): Got lost… again. This time, in the heart of the city. I ended up in a tiny alleyway, completely surrounded by the most amazing street art. It was a happy accident. Sometimes, getting lost is the best thing you can do.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM -ish): Had lunch at a local cafĂ©. The waiter was so friendly, and the food was so delicious. (I’m pretty sure they were laughing at my attempts to speak the local language)
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM -ish): Made my way back to Mercure. I was exhausted, but in a good way.
- Evening (7:00 PM -ish): Another street food adventure.
- Night (9:00 PM -ish): Packed my bag (or, rather, haphazardly threw everything in). Sigh. Leaving Malaysia tomorrow, feeling so many mixed emotions.
Day 4: Farewell (For Now, Kuala Lumpur!)
- Morning (8:00 AM -ish): One last glorious breakfast at the Mercure. Said a mental thank you to the hotel, the beds, and the staff.
- Late Morning (10:00 AM -ish): Shopping for the last moments. The mall near hotel. (Can't go back without gifts!)
- Afternoon (1:00 PM -ish): Checked out, said my goodbyes, and headed to the airport.
- Flight: Cried a little bit. Malaysia, you stole my heart. I'll be back. And I'll learn how to properly navigate the monorail. (Maybe.)
The Mercure Glenmarie & the Essentials (Because Real Life Happens)
- The Good: The hotel was clean, comfortable, the staff, the buffet breakfast. And the air conditioning!
- The Okay: Location was a bit outside of the main city center, which made public transport a bit of a mission at times.
- The Honest Truth: My sense of direction is questionable, and I’m still slightly traumatized by those monkeys. I overspent on gifts. I forgot my adapter. But I had an amazing time! Malaysia is a beautiful, chaotic, delicious, and unforgettable place. And I can't wait to go back.
So there you have it! My KL adventure. It’s not going to win any travel writing awards, but it’s mine. And it’s the truth! (Probably.)
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Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: (Maybe?) Mercure Kuala Lumpur Glenmarie - The REAL Deal FAQ!
Okay, spill the tea – is this place actually luxurious? Like, *really* luxurious? Or just… Mercure-level luxurious?
Alright, let's be brutally honest. "Unbelievable Luxury" might be a *slight*… exaggeration. Look, it's a Mercure. It's not, say, the Four Seasons. I went in with the expectation of plush robes and champagne fountains and... well, let's just say I didn't find a champagne fountain. I **did** find actual luxury, though, in the *details*. The lobby? Spacious and welcoming. The pool? Beautifully lit at night, perfect for Instagram (even though I'm terrible at taking photos). My room? Clean, comfortable and… *surprisingly* quiet, which after a flight from somewhere that started with "L" and ended with "ondon" was the ultimate luxury. But that "Unbelievable" part? Depends what you're used to. I’d say, for the price, it's pretty darn good. But don't expect diamonds on your pillow. Though, hey, you never know...
What's the deal with the location? Is it actually "Glenmarie" or am I going to end up in a swamp?
Okay, geography lesson time! Yes, it's in Shah Alam, which is the general vicinity. And, yes, it IS in Glenmarie. It's not *literally* in a swamp (phew!), but it's nestled near a golf course and a few business parks. Think "suburban oasis" with a little bit of a "corporate getaway" vibe. Getting around Shah Alam requires a car or Grab, basically. Public transport? Well, let’s just say I didn’t trust it enough to try it. I just hired a Grab car to everything, which was easy, even if it meant adding to my already hefty bill after my shopping sprees.
The food – tell me everything! Is the in-hotel restaurant decent? And do I need to venture out to survive?
The restaurant, *The Square*, is…fine. It’s the classic hotel buffet. The breakfast buffet was pretty awesome. I’m a sucker for Nasi Lemak, and their version was properly spicy, and I went back for more. Lunch and dinner? It's... varied. I mean, you can get something, it's edible and it avoids the disaster that is room service. Don't get me wrong, I had some excellent laksa, and the staff were lovely. I did wander off to a local *mamak* (food stall) a couple of times, because, you know, authentic Malaysian food is a necessity. So, survive? Yes. Thrive? Maybe venture out a little, explore your options. It'll be worth it! One of my friends actually recommended a little street food stall not far, and that truly blew the Mercure's buffet away. Definitely ask around, if you're a foodie.
Let's talk rooms. Are they actually as nice as the photos? And what should I request when booking?
The photos… ah, the photos. They lie, slightly. The rooms ARE nice. They're clean, modern, and relatively spacious. But the photos often highlight angles and lighting *very* selectively. The reality is maybe a little less… glossy. The bed was super comfy. I slept like a log. (That's high praise coming from me, I'm a notoriously light sleeper.) Request a room on a higher floor away from the road, which, in retrospect, I should have done. My first night? A truck thundered past at 3am! Sounded like it was *inside* the room. (Earplugs are your friend.) Also, ask for a room with a view. The golf course views are better than the carpark views, trust me. Just… whatever you do, don't assume their photography is an accurate representation of reality. It's the hotel equivalent of catfishing, basically.
The pool – is it any good? (And does it actually get sunlight?)
The pool *is* good. Seriously. It's a decent size, clean, and there are enough loungers to snag one. The sunlight situation? Yes! It gets a fair amount of sun during the day, but it also gets shade from the surrounding buildings. Which, depending on your preference, is either a huge bonus or a minor drawback. I loved it. Perfect for a quick dip to cool down after a long day of shopping and sightseeing. Also, the pool bar's pretty decent, and they make a killer margarita. (Did I mention the shopping? Sorry, I digress.) But I spent a solid two hours relaxing in the pool one afternoon, letting the sun warm me up, and enjoying the peace. In that moment? Absolutely worth it. Just remember your sunscreen!
Is there a gym? 'Cause I *try* to be healthy… sometimes…
Yes, there’s a gym! It’s small, but it has the essentials. Treadmills, weights, the usual suspects. I went… once. Okay, twice. I mean, I *intended* to go more often, but… Malaysia, you know? The promise of delicious food and the temptation of the shopping malls just… won. But the gym is there, and it’s functional, if you're feeling virtuous. Good for a quick workout before hitting the buffet, I guess. (See? It all comes back to the food!) The gym's not a selling point for me... but it *is* there, if you can handle the guilt.
Is the service any good? I hate bad service!
Generally, the service is excellent. The staff are friendly, helpful, and genuinely seem to care. Check-in was smooth and swift. The doormen always smiled and greeted me, even after I'd stumbled back at 2am with a bag full of stuff from one of the malls. The service at the pool was attentive and prompt. I had a couple of minor issues with my room, and they were fixed quickly. The staff truly are the hotel's best asset. Though, there was one incident at breakfast... where it took an *age* to get a coffee refill. But hey, nobody's perfect, and I'd forgive it because the rest of the experience was good. So, yes! The service is definitely a positive. I would recommend it just for how helpful everyone was!
Would you recommend this hotel? The honest truth, please!
Honestly? Yes. Okay, it's not *perfect*. Nothing is. But for the price, it offers a good mix of comfort, convenience, and (dare I say it) a touch of "unbelievable"! The rooms are comfortable. The pool is relaxing. The staff are lovely, and the location... well, it's convenient enough if youHotel Blog Guru

