Escape to Paradise: Your Lanta Family Resort Awaits in Thailand!
Escape to Paradise: Your Lanta Family Resort Awaits – (Maybe?) A Review from the Trenches!
Alright, folks, let's talk about Escape to Paradise: Your Lanta Family Resort Awaits in Thailand. I've just returned from a trip there with my own little zoo (a.k.a. my family) and, well… it was an experience. Let's just say this review will be less polished brochure and more… real life. Because, let's be honest, travel websites can be deceiving.
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- Meta Description: A brutally honest, slightly chaotic review of "Escape to Paradise: Your Lanta Family Resort Awaits" in Koh Lanta, Thailand. Find out if it lives up to the hype with honest insights on accessibility, food, cleanliness, and the family-friendly experience.
First Impressions: The Arrival & Accessibility (Or Lack Thereof)
Okay, so picture this: you've survived the long flight, the screaming kids, and the airport chaos. You think you're finally escaping… and that's when you hope the resort is going to be your haven. My initial thought? Whew.
Regarding Accessibility: They say they’re accessible. And… kinda. I’m not using a wheelchair, but I noticed a few things. Getting around wasn’t a breeze. The paths felt a little bumpy, and some ramps seemed a bit steep for someone with mobility issues. Facilities for disabled guests were mentioned, but I didn't see enough dedicated spaces or features to comfortably be labelled "accessible." This needs work, folks! The elevator, though, did work, and that was a small win.
Getting Around: The airport transfer was smooth, thankfully! We took advantage of the car park [free of charge] and the car park [on-site] was convenient, even if navigating the grounds was tricky in places. So if you are driving yourself, good option to park.
Rooms & Amenities: A Mixed Bag
Our room? The "Available in all rooms" features were generally true. We had air conditioning, a (mostly) working alarm clock, and even a mini bar - which was a lifesaver for those late-night cravings. The free bottled water was a blessing, especially with the humidity. We had Wi-Fi [free] and I was pleased to know and have access to Internet access – wireless. I appreciated the Wake-up service because I certainly didn't wake up on my own!
However, the bathroom phone was a bit of a relic, felt like I was back in the 90s. One of the kids discovered the bathtub was great for building mini-ships; while the slippers were a nice touch, they were a bit too thin for the slightly uneven floors. The Interconnecting room(s) available was a real plus with the kids in tow though.
Cleanliness and Safety During The Pandemic
Okay, let's get real here; this is important. The resort tried. They really, REALLY tried. I saw hand sanitizer everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol was evident, and they were on their toes in keeping everyone healthy. I noticed Daily disinfection in common areas. They used Anti-viral cleaning products. I also saw the Room sanitization opt-out available option, which, I appreciate! The Professional-grade sanitizing services were a must. And I'm glad the Safe dining setup was implemented. I also saw the Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was observed.
They offered a Cashless payment service that made things way easier. They even provide Individually-wrapped food options and the Hot water linen and laundry washing. The Rooms sanitized between stays was reassuring, and the Sanitized kitchen and tableware items were what I hoped to see.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Fun (and the Hangovers)
The variety was… vast. Restaurants were aplenty. Coffee shop nearby, and a Snack bar was also available.
Breakfast? Breakfast [buffet] was the way to go, a beautiful breakfast Buffet in restaurant. The options, well… let's say they catered to both Western breakfast folks and those craving Asian breakfast. I'm a big fan of the Coffee/tea in restaurant and the Bottle of water on tap.
The Poolside bar was a highlight. Happy hour? YES, PLEASE! Their Happy hour was excellent! Also, there's a Restaurant pool side.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (When You Can Sneak Away)
Swimming pool was divine – both Swimming pool [outdoor]. I loved Pool with view. My partner snuck off for a Massage and came back looking like a new person. There's also a Gym/fitness spot.
For those who need more than a massage, they offer Body scrub and Body wrap. If you want a relaxed mood, you can try the Sauna, Steamroom, and Foot bath, the full Spa/sauna experience. They also have a Spa, and it's pretty lush.
For The Kids: A Kid-Friendly Paradise?
They try. The Kids facilities are… well-intentioned. There's a Babysitting service which is nice. There is a Kids meal. They definitely aim for being Family/child friendly.
Services and Conveniences: The Essentials
The Concierge was helpful, and the Front desk [24-hour] staff were champions. We utilized the Daily housekeeping, which was a blessing. The Laundry service came in handy. They had a Convenience store, which was essential for snacks and the occasional forgotten toothbrush. They can provide Food delivery. They even hosted Seminars which I was not able to attend.
My Verdict: The Paradise Paradox
Look, "Escape to Paradise" isn't a bad resort. It has potential. It's got a beautiful location on Koh Lanta, and the staff is genuinely trying to make it work. But the accessibility needs a serious overhaul, the food can be hit-or-miss, and it's a little overwhelming at times.
The Bottom Line?
If you're looking for a truly accessible holiday, I'd recommend doing some more research. If you're looking for a somewhat chaotic, slightly imperfect, but ultimately fun family vacation? Then, "Escape to Paradise" could be what you're looking for, after all. Just pack your patience, your bug spray, and maybe a good book to hide behind when the kids are at peak meltdowns.
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Lanta Family Resort: My Island Therapy (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sand Flies…Maybe)
Okay, so here's the loose, gloriously imperfect, and probably slightly sunburned itinerary of my Lanta Family Resort adventure. Prepare yourselves, because it's less "meticulously planned escape" and more "organized chaos with a side of existential dread."
Day 1: Arrival and the Beach That Broke Me (Almost)
- 14:00 (Approximate) - Arrival at Krabi Airport. Holy humidity, Batman! Stepping out of the air conditioning was like walking into a warm, soup dumpling. The transfer to Lanta (mini-van, death-defying driving, screaming baby – all classic tourist experiences) was a blur of vibrant scenery and the vague, nagging fear that my luggage was currently vacationing in another dimension.
- 17:00 - Check-in at Lanta Family Resort. The lobby is charming! Picturesque, tropical, blah blah blah. But the real kicker? My bungalow. It's cute, rustic, and has a view that screams "paradise"… so long as you can overlook the slightly wonky mosquito net and the fact that a gecko has clearly claimed squatter's rights on the bathroom wall. (He's become Barry. We're developing a relationship.)
- 18:00 - The Great Beach Debacle. This is where things got REAL. I envisioned myself strolling along the pristine sands, sipping a coconut, effortlessly looking like a travel blogger. Instead, I got: a) attacked by sandflies (itchy hell creatures, I swear they have tiny, evil fangs), b) sand in places I didn't know sand could go, and c) a wave that almost ate my sunglasses. Seriously, the ocean tried to steal my only pair. Defeated, I retreated to the resort pool, feeling like a soggy, defeated mess. Opinion: The beach is beautiful, but wear industrial-strength insect repellent, people! And maybe a helmet.
- 19:30 - Dinner at the Resort Restaurant. Pad Thai. Chang beer. Revenge on the sandflies by consuming copious amounts of spicy, delicious food. Mood: Slowly improving. Barry the Gecko's silent, unwavering presence is oddly comforting.
Day 2: Scooters, Spices, and Spectacular Sunset Snafus
- 09:00 - Scooter Rental: Operation Freedom. I'm convinced I was more terrified than the little old lady who asked me to drive her to the doctor, she might have been blind. I've never ridden a scooter before in my life, so I nearly took out a family of ducks in the parking lot. My driving skills are… developing. Slowly.
- 10:00 - Exploring Old Town. Adorable! Quaint! Full of charming wooden houses and cafes that screamed, "Come in and spend all your money!" I wandered through the streets, got hopelessly lost, and bought a ridiculous amount of handmade soap that smells like lemongrass and regret (because, budget). Observation: The street cats in Old Town are masters of the art of lounging. Serious chill vibes.
- 12:00 - Cooking Class: Spice Odyssey. This was the highlight of the trip…so far. I’m the worst cook in the world! My dish ended up looking like something my cat coughed up, but it tasted absolutely divine! I’m not sure how I managed it, but I'm officially a culinary genius… for about an hour, until I have to cook again.
- 17:00 - Sunset Viewing Debacle: Take Two. Determined to redeem myself from the beach fiasco, I drove my death machine scooter to the southern tip of the island for the sunset. Turns out, everyone else had the same idea. The view was stunning, a vibrant palette of orange, pink, and purple that made my soul ache… but also a bit crowded with photographers blocking the view. Also, I realized I desperately needed to pee. Emotional Reaction: Mixed. Awe mixed with desperate bladder control.
- 19:00 - Dinner and Regrets: The Beach Shack. I decided to eat at a beachfront restaurant. Turns out, beachfront restaurants are the sandflies' favorite buffet. Ate quickly while dancing around the sandflies!
Day 3: Island Hopping: Seasickness and Soul Searching
- 08:00 - Island Hopping Tour: Shipwreck and Stomach Rebellion. The speedboat was exciting! We were tearing through the waves, sun on my face. But also, my stomach was doing acrobatic stunts I hadn't signed up for. I saw a shipwreck, snorkeled with more fish than there are people in my hometown, and learned that I am, alas, thoroughly seasick-prone. Opinion: Beautiful views, but bring ginger chews. And maybe a barf bag.
- 13:00 - Lunch on Koh Mook: Disappointment by Delicious. This island had the emerald cave, and I went to eat lunch there. It was overpriced, disappointing, and a little over-rated. The food was good, but for the price, I was expecting pure culinary ambrosia… not slightly-above-average seafood.
- 15:00 - Back to the Resort: Poolside Therapy. After a day of sun, sea, and stomach woes, the pool was my saving grace. I spend a good portion of the afternoon floating, pondering the meaning of life (and wondering if Barry the Gecko missed me). Quirky Observation: The resort pool is a haven of international diversity. I bonded with a woman from Germany over the shared experience of being slightly sunburned.
- 19:00 - Dinner: Pizza and Redemption. Found a tiny Italian place a few kilometers from the resort. Ate way too much pizza. Found a decent glass of wine. My soul feels… slightly less bruised.
Day 4: Farewell, Sun, and Slightly Scared Scooter Rides
- 09:00 - Beach Volleyball: Operation Grace Needs to be Found. I attempted beach volleyball with a group of backpackers. I have the athletic coordination of a newborn giraffe. I spent more time face-planting in the sand than actually hitting the ball, but it was great fun! Emotional Reaction: Humiliation, but also laughter, and a surprising amount of beach sand in my teeth.
- 12:00 - Souvenir Shopping: Operation Empty Wallet. Last-minute scramble for gifts (mainly for myself). I bought a ridiculous elephant-shaped incense burner, several more bars of lemongrass soap (because, addiction), and a sarong that I'll probably never wear.
- 14:00 - Scooter Ride to the Lighthouse: Epic Fail. The final, most terrifying scooter ride. I'm getting better (slightly). But the road to the lighthouse? Steep, winding, and full of potholes that could swallow small children. I made it, barely, after almost sliding off the edge of a cliff. The view was lovely. But the memory of nearly dying on a scooter will haunt my dreams. Opinion: The view IS beautiful, but do NOT take the road if you are easily panicked.
- 17:00 - Packing: The Art of the Sardine Can. Attempting to cram three weeks’ worth of purchases into my already-overstuffed suitcase. It involved a lot of sitting on the suitcase and praying.
- 18:00 - Farewell Dinner: The Perfect Meal. Ate at a Thai restaurant I'd noticed on my scooter journeys. It felt right. Amazing food, the best meal of the trip, and a few tears over leaving this beautiful place.
- 20:00 - Saying farewell to Barry. Goodbye, little guy! Miss you already!
- 21:00 - Final thought: It wasn't perfect. There were sandflies, seasickness, near-death scooter experiences, and moments of profound self-doubt. But there was also beauty, laughter, delicious food, genuine human connection, and the kind of messy, imperfect joy that makes life worth living. I'm leaving Lanta a little bit sunburnt, a little bit wiser, and a whole lot more in love with this chaotic, wonderful world.
(And yes, I'm already planning my return.)
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Escape to Paradise: Your Lanta Family Resort Awaits - But...is it REALLY? (FAQ-ish, kinda)
Okay, Lanta. Paradise. Big claims. What's *actually* there, and is it worth the epic journey with the screaming kids?
Alright, let's be real. "Paradise" is a bit… optimistic. It's *beautiful*, don't get me wrong. Picture this: powdery white sand so fine it feels like silk between your toes. Crystal-clear turquoise water that's ridiculously inviting. Palm trees swaying like they're putting on a show just for you. And at times, it IS paradise. Especially that first morning, wading into the ocean with a coffee in hand, watching the sunrise paint the sky. Absolute bliss.
But… the journey? Ugh. We flew into Krabi, then it was a bumpy minivan ride, followed by a ferry which was PACKED (like, sardine-in-a-can packed), and *then* another minivan. My youngest, bless her heart, got motion sickness and projectile vomited all over a very innocent lady. So. Paradise? Maybe a little later.
Lanta itself? It's got the goods. Beaches galore. Loads of restaurants (some amazing, some… less so. Don't skip the Pad Thai from the little shack down the road - trust). And tons of activities aimed at keeping the kids (and, let's be honest, the adults too) entertained. So, worth it? Yeah, generally. Just pack extra barf bags and a healthy dose of patience.
So, the Lanta Family Resort. What’s the deal? Is it kid-friendly, or just… *kid-adjacent*?
Kid-friendly? Absolutely. Kid-adjacent? Nah. This place is *built* for kids. Think enormous infinity pools with gentle shallow ends, a kids' club overflowing with activities (arts and crafts, beach games, the works!), and even a dedicated kids' menu (which, let’s be honest, is a lifesaver when you’re battling picky eaters!).
We're talking about the time my four-year-old, bless his cotton socks, decided to stage a full-blown tantrum *during a Thai massage.* Picture it: a serene, dimly lit room, gentle music, and then… banshee wails and demands for a "chocolate biscuit!" The staff, to their immense credit, were incredibly understanding. A staff member just smiled, grabbed a toy, and distracted him. That *alone* made the trip worth it.
Now, the rooms… They're spacious and well-equipped, BUT (and there’s always a but, isn't there?) they’re not exactly soundproof. So, be prepared for some late-night revelry (or, in our case, the sound of a crying baby) from your neighbors. Ear plugs are your friend.
Speaking of kids, what are the absolute must-do activities with them? Besides, you know, breathing.
Okay, top three, fight me: 1) The beach! Obvious, I know, but seriously. Build sandcastles, hunt for seashells, splash in the waves (careful of the undertow!), and generally embrace the glorious mess. We spent a whole afternoon just digging holes and burying each other. Pure, unadulterated joy. (Just remember to sunscreen, sunscreen, sunscreen! I got a *terrible* sunburn on day one. Looked like a lobster. Not a good look).
2) Snorkeling! Lanta has some fantastic snorkeling spots, and even the little ones can get in on the action. The variety of fish and other marine life is really incredible. My oldest lost his waterproof camera in the shallow end. He was devastated...and so was I, when I saw the price to replace it.
3) Exploring the local markets! This is a sensory explosion. The smells, the sights, the sounds… It’s a bit overwhelming at first, but SO much fun. Just keep a firm grip on your kids (and your wallet!). And maybe pack some snacks, because "I'm hungry!" is a phrase you'll hear approximately 4,783 times.
Food. The eternal question. Is the food actually good, or just “kid-friendly” which usually translates to “bland and beige”?
Oh, the food! This is where things get interesting. The resort itself has a few restaurants, and while they're certainly convenient, they're not exactly culinary masterpieces. Lots of familiar kid-friendly fare - pasta, burgers, you know the drill. But the *street food*? That's where the magic happens.
Get out of the resort! Find the local haunts! You'll find amazing Pad Thai for dirt cheap, fresh fruit shakes that will make you weep with joy, and curries so good they'll make you forget how many insect bites you've acquired. My personal weakness? Mango sticky rice. Seriously, I could eat that stuff for every meal. I did, on more than one occasion. No regrets. (Okay, maybe a few… about the waistband of my pants.)
Just a word of warning: be careful with the spice level. "Mild" in Thailand sometimes translates to "fire-breathing dragon" for Western palates. Learn how to say "mai phet" (not spicy) *fast*. Trust me on this one.
Okay, okay, downsides. Spill the tea. What sucks? What should we be prepared for?
Alright, here's the truth bomb: Lanta's not perfect. It's gorgeous, but it's not a sterilized, airbrushed Instagram filter.
Bugs. The mosquito situation can be brutal. Bring ALL the repellent, and then some. And check your room religiously for any potential mosquito breeding grounds. We forgot to close the bathroom window one night and woke up to a symphony of buzzing. Not fun. Not. Fun.
The heat. It's relentless. Drink ALL the water. Hydrate. And embrace the afternoon siesta. Seriously, don't fight it. You'll melt. I did. Multiple times. My hair was a constant frizz-fest.
The language barrier. While many people speak English, sometimes you get lost in translation. This is where pantomime comes in handy, so prepare to act like a chicken. And just be polite and patient. It goes a long way. We almost got lost on a scooter at one point and someone's dog bit my husband’s toes. But hey, adventures!
Overall, would you go back? And should *I* go?
Would I go back? Absolutely, yes (once I've recovered from the laundry bill. and the sunburn. And the insect bites. And the children...). It's a magical place, despite the imperfections. TheSmart Traveller Inns
